On the Market: Kiddy Cupcake Crackdown; Brooklyn Bridge Carousel Breaks Ground; the Perfect Doorman

Congress wants Foreclosuregate stress tests [CNN]

The ugliest brick box of a home in Astoria, and it’s not even finished [News]

A $39,900 West Village home? Well, it’s modular, so put it anywhere [Journal]

Fixing up Brooklyn Borough Hall’s plaza [BK Paper]

Cops go after kiddy cupcake slingers [News]

Some pretty nice architecture for Williamsburg [Journal]

Bronx-based Loehmann’s files for bankruptcy [Crain’s]

Jane Walentas and Jean Nouvel’s carousel breaks ground [Brownstoner]

The perfect doorman lives in Queens [Times]

It’s REIT Week in Manhattan, celebrating 50 fantastic years [Journal]

Mayor heads to DC to push for 9/11 rescuers bill [News]

The new Roosevelt Island tram takes a test run [Curbed]

The F-Train is getting better than you think [Times]

On the Market: Kiddy Cupcake Crackdown; Brooklyn Bridge Carousel Breaks Ground; the Perfect Doorman