This week, Ryan Reynolds was named People‘s Sexiest Man Alive and Scarlett Johansson was named GQ‘s Babe of the Year. The fact, then, that they’re married makes perfect sense. But with these honors bestowed upon the lovebirds, and both enjoying flourishing careers, the New York tabloids are going to be after both of them. Let’s take a look into how PAGE SIX and GATECRASHER fared this week, and as always we’ll declare a winner at the end. Aaaaand… we’re off!