Live in Brooklyn?
Sick of faux-naif New York Times writers patting themselves on the back for taking a subway underwater, breathlessly describing what they see on the other side, and then blithely calling a car service?
Wish someone with a larger audience than your twenty-four Tumblr followers would notice how annoying it is?
Wish they would be sarcastic when they get around to calling them out?
Behold, via the inestimable NYT Picker: NBC Nightly News anchor, 30 Rock Cameo King, man-after-our-own-hearts Brian Williams on Friday’s Morning Joe: