Good Morning, Howard Stern!

Mr. Stern, you just signed another five-year deal with Sirius/XM and since you’ve said publicly that you’re not “taking a fucking paycut” from your previous $500 million deal, we think that’s cause to celebrate.

Your continued dedication to the craft is even more impressive as you grow older. Or so we have to assume, because of course we don’t have satellite radio. But from your x-rated antics to your ribald celebrity interviews, both of which you probably still do, you’ve most likely become better with age.

It’s good to know that if we ever rent a car in the next five years, we can remind ourselves to tune in. So congratulations.


The Observer

Good Morning, Howard Stern!