Good Morning, Jim Morrison!

It’s a good day for you, Jim Morrison. Florida Gov. Charlie Crist pardoned you for inviting people to, ahem, “ride the snake” at a Miami concert in 1969. This is great news for Doors fans and indecent exposers around the world.

Granted, you are dead. And before that you were in Paris, so we can’t imagine that this is a major concern of yours. “Oh no, now I can never go to Florida.” No one says that.

“In this case the guilt or innocence is in God’s hands, not ours,” Gov. Christ said. Amen. We all know how the good lord despises indecent exposure.

Love,

The Observer

Good Morning, Jim Morrison!