Good Morning, Mark Zuckerberg!

What a morning for you, Mr. Zuckerberg! Time Person of the Year. Bully for you.

Not to brag or anything, but we received the same honor six years ago. It’s not too shabby, we can tell you.

Sorry, what did you do this year? Facebook went live six years ago. Was it that you had a movie made about you? Was it that you gave $100 million to the Newark school system? Wait! All of Time‘s editors must live in New Jersey. It would explain so much.

We have to wonder if all this positive press will hurt your business acumen. Remember, Bill Gates was a dick for a long time before everyone loved him. Don’t rush things, Zuck.


The Observer Good Morning, Mark Zuckerberg!