Good Morning, Mel Gibson!

Good, good news, Mr. Gibson. Summit Entertainment plans to release your latest film The Beaver in the spring of 2011. Given the release of your girlfriend’s fairly damning audio tapes, it wasn’t certain that that movie was ever going to be released.

Funnily enough, that movie was supposed to be your image rehabilitation for your last hate-filled outburst (the Jewish one). Talk about two birds with one stone!

Great news for Jodie Foster, too, as it’s her first directoral effort in 15 years. Though, for some reason we think she might not be as excited about it as you are.

Love,

The Observer

Good Morning, Mel Gibson!