Good Morning, The Producers of That New Narnia Movie!

The producers of that new Narnia movie, you had a pretty shrewd idea when you decided how to market your latest movie. You went to our country’s devoted religious population.

You knew it wasn’t an easy sell. You’ve got kids, but they’re not cool and sexy like the ones in the Twilight and Harry Potter franchises. You’ve got Liam Neeson, but he’s not beating anyone up in a self-righteous way. Then it came to you: NarniaFaith.com.

And this was nothing short of a brilliant move. Granted, it would have made a little more sense in the first movie where the lion is ressurected, as this one seems to sort of be about pirates, but we understand this is something of a punt so we won’t nitpick.

Best of luck to you.

Love,

The Observer Good Morning, The Producers of That New Narnia Movie!