Art Basel, the gallery and dealer showcase in Miami that happened last week, is a bit of a misnomer. Well, the “art” part at least — there may be plenty of paintings and sculptures, but the thing is really all about the parties. New York’s hot young things and celebrity luminaries all decamped to Miami, for Basel, and after a few days of sun and nights of raging they returned to the city, where the gossip kept on coming. But which team was bested the other this week — Gatecrasher or Page Six? Click ahead to find out in a Southern-flavored edition of Scandal Report.