THE TWEET: I put worldstar to bed, you don't believe try me I will shut your sh*t down. Lol
WHAT WE LEARNED: In our younger and more vulnerable years, 50 Cent gave us some advice that we've been turning over in our minds ever since: if they hate then let them hate, and watch the money pile up. But it seems Fiddy has gone back on his approach, as he used his biggest social media presence to shut down World Star Hip Hop, a site that posted pictures of him a year ago. What's beef? Also, his mother taught him well -- look at how cute the asterisk in "shit" looks!
THE TWEET: Thirdly, I need a beer with my name on it cause the last 72hrs gave me a creative hangover.
WHAT WE LEARNED: OK, breweries, who's going to take the bait and make a Lady Gaga-themed beer? We think Dogfish Head can come up with something wacky enough to befit Gaga. Poker Face Porter? Alejandro Ale? Bad Romance Bitter Rye? We expect royalties for these brilliant ideas!
THE TWEET: Ohh I Love Italy This Time A Yeahhh !!!!!!
WHAT WE LEARNED: Pauly D speaks in a unique vernacular previously unheard, with a syntax unfamiliar to native English speakers. With the cast of "Jersey Shore" going to Italy, perhaps this linguistic dexterity on his part can help him pick up the language. (Ok, maybe he's spelling out the way his accent sounds phonetically, but still.)
THE TWEET: met at the Globes and she is super talented. CONGRATS to Hailee Steinfeld for being 14 and getting nominated for an OSCAR for TRUE GRIT!
WHAT WE LEARNED: Love Magazine cover boy and Terry Richardson photo subject Justin Bieber is all over Oscar darling Hailee Steinfeld, who wowed in True Grit. Bieber's got a movie coming out too, so, uh, game recognize game?
THE TWEET: "To be great is to go on. To go on is to go far. To go far is to return." Well, I've now returned... and I'm ready to do it all over again.
WHAT WE LEARNED: In a rant about how he's avoiding the studio-ran system in distributing, Kevin Smith forced a left-field hockey metaphor upon the Sundance crowd present to see his new movie Red State. On Twitter he was equally inexplicable, giving us what he refers to as a "Taoist proverb." This is nonsense, Kevin, and brevity is the soul of wit. Know it.
THE TWEET: Planning a dinner party for a vegetarian.. What are some yummy dishes??
WHAT WE LEARNED: Whitney! What about a nice lentil soup? No meat, we promise! And soup can be so yummy in the winter. Just take our word for it. Lentil soup. And vodka. A lot of vodka. That's all you need. The dinner party will be killer.