It’s Free to Look: Serious Greene

The staccato-style listing for this Soho penthouse calls the 10,000-square-foot property a “once in a life time offering” before going on to list the condo’s features one line at a time, as if to give you time to wrap your head around each one: six bedrooms, six bathrooms, Italian stone, 36-foot ceilings, 9-foot doors, four fireplaces, a Jacuzzi, a steam room and 4,000 square feet of outdoor spaces spread across seven different outdoor areas.

Yours for $25 million.

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