A Tribeca Condo For People Who Favor Their Clothes Over Their Guests (or Children)

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The Observer respects honesty, so there will be no judgement rendered on those readers who find this Halstead listing for a $6.35 million, three-bed, four-bath condo appealing.

In fairness, who can really resist a well-lit space on Laight Street, Tribeca’s northern border?

Or top-of-the line appliances, 24-hour security and a private “fitness center?”

And even we have to admit that the views seem spectacular (we can see the folds in Lady Liberty’s toga in that one picture).

But what does it say about you, really, if your dressing room/walk-in closet is the same size (or bigger than) two of the bedrooms in your home, as the floorplan clearly shows is the case here?

Well, we won’t go into that with the holiday weekend fast approaching, but we do take pity on your guests or offspring when their feelings are inevitably hurt when they shuffle out of their allotted space to borrow a pair of socks from your cavernous closet.

tmcenery@observer.com

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