The First Couple of Twitter, Demi Moore (who you may know from the relationship therapy romantic comedy Indecent Proposal, in which she sleeps with a guy for a million Twitter followers) and Ashton Kutcher (who you may know as the actor who sealed his place in the canon of American Thespians with Oscar-winning period drama Dude, Where’s My Car?) recently got a divorce, because Kutcher is a no-good philandering sleazebag lady-seducer, is why. One of the trickier issues of this couple’s divorce, however, is the way Ms. Moore dignified Mr. Kutcher by joining him in digital matrimony…on Twitter…as @MrsKutcher. And if this lady isn’t going to keep John McClane’s last name, why would she keep Kelso’s?
Not a rhetorical question, to us. But to her, it is. Quoteth @MrsKutcher:
changing my twitter name isn’t a top priority right now. sorry it bothers so many of u. should I not tweet until I do?does it really matter?
Funny she should ask (rhetorically). Because a lot of people have a lot of opinions on this. And what are they?
Funny you should ask. Because we’ve put some of the best ones in a slideshow for you. Rather than throw them in a This, folks, is Twitter wisdom at its finest.
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