To Do Wednesday: Yule Frontal

Christmas. A time when families come together and share the holiday cheer, a time for appreciating your loved ones and reminiscing about the past year. Also a time for enjoying the company of exhibitionists reading some classic holiday literature. That’s right, tonight the Naked Girls Reading group will be presenting A Christmas Carol entirely in the buff. (Is that a Santa hat in your pocket? Oh wait, you don’t have any pockets!) The ladies will shed entirely new light on Crachit, Scrooge and Tiny Tim (ahem), reading the Christmas favorite to a deeply absorbed audience. The characters will come alive, taking an almost flesh-like quality as the story is told. You’ll follow the arc of the plot, the curves of the character development? O.K., enough already. You’re just going to check out naked chicks. Cheers!

A Christmas Carol reading, Under St. Marks, 94 St. Marks Place, 9:00 p.m. Tickets, from $20, available by calling 212-868-4444.

To Do Wednesday: Yule Frontal