Finally! After weeks of speculation of will-she-or-won’t-she nail-biting anticipation, Beyonce has officially given birth to a baby girl. Husband Jay-Z spared no expense in keeping security detail tight Saturday while his wife was in labor at Lenox Hill Hospital, and by the end of the weekend New York had its first Mecca baby: Ivy Blue Blue Ivy Carter!
And while we totally love the title, you know there are plenty of adorable infant nicknames you can give your special bundle of joy before they’re old enough to be scarred by having been called “Poopy Diapers.” Our present to the happy new parents are a couple of suggestions we came up with ourselves. Beyonce, Jay, feel free to call Ivy any of the following, and instruct the help to do likewise.
(Additional baby-naming input provided by Joe Mande.)