Celebrities!* They’re just like us! Gawker’s Maureen O’Connor has issued another excellent blog post for her ongoing Hoover-FBI style case file on Kim Kardashian, which now includes empirical evidence that her narcissism is just like your narcissism. And we aren’t even talking about that sex tape you made with Brandy’s brother.
Yes, Kim Kardashian reads Google Alerts for “Kim Kardashian.”
Breathe. We know. You’re that much closer to divorcing an NBA player. While reading this blog post, you basically are her.
But, via C.S.I. GAWKER, there is a slight hitch in this otherwise perfect blog post of theirs: The email Kim was caught reading in the picture they have bears a subject line beginning with “Re,” and thus:
Technically I guess Kim might have a publicist who reads her Google Alerts and forwards the good ones. (Hence the “RE.”) I think I’ll declare Kim Kardashian the “Bloody Mary” of the internet. Whereas whispering “Bloody Mary” three times into a mirror at midnight will summon the dead girl’s spirit, typing “Kim Kardashian” often enough will eventually summon the reality star to read your blog. Kim Kardashian. Kim Kardashian. Kim Kardashian.
Exactly. At the very least, we know we got Gawker’s Marueen O’Connor to read this blog post. But just to be sure:
Gawker Gawker Gawker. Maureen O’Connor Maureen O’Connor Maureen O’Connor. Gawker Media. Gawker Media Gawker Media Gawker.com. While We’re Here: Nick Denton. Nick Denton Nick Denton Nick Denton Also Suri Cruise Suri Cruise Suri Cruise All We Really Want To Know Is How You Make Your Hair So Shiny Also If You Escape We’d Like To Buy You A Drink And Talk About What A Weirdo Your Father Tom You Know His Last Name Is Obviously We’re Not Using It Because We Don’t Want To Trigger His Google Alert. But Seriously We’d Win A Pulitzer Maybe.
[*Or whatever Kim Kardashian is.]