“The Boom Boom Room again?” We groaned as we checked our phone last night. “God, if we had a nickel for every time we had to drag ourselves to the top of The Standard to rub elbows with celebrities and taste-makers, we’d have enough money to actually afford a drink there.”
“That is, if we ever had to pay for drinks,” we added, looking around in the Standard’s trippy elevator to make sure everyone was sufficiently impressed by our glamorous lifestyle. Strangely, no one seemed to be paying us that much attention. Rude! But we’ll forgive them…after all, it was an exciting night. Jay-Z, the part-owner of the Brooklyn Nets, was rumored to be attending the launch of D’USSE cognac that evening.