The Mayans were right. We’re all going to die this year. And those of us who aren’t going to be zipped up to Kirk Cameron’s version of Heaven will be left behind to deal with the reckoning here on Earth.
Of course, the first signs of any impending apocalypse comes via celebrity news.
So consider this your final warning: take heed of these four horsemen that portend the world collapsing in upon itself like a dying star (or at least one considering Celebrity Rehab) and repent. Repent!