– Lindsay Lohan and her mom got into a limo fight on Long Island that was so bad the cops needed to be called. Which means it must have been really bad, because limo fights on Long Island is like traffic on the FDR: pretty routine on the weekdays.
– Amber Tamblyn and David Cross got married, and if that thought doesn’t creep you out, you should check out their adorable Instagrammed wedding photos from the upstate ceremony.
– Samantha Geimer, the woman who at 13 was at the center of Polanski rape scandal, is now writing a tell-all book. That will not be making Lena Dunham money, even.
– Did you ever want to know what sex with Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis was like? Okay, it’s like having sex with Kenyan marathon runners. How delightful!
– Monica Lewinsky is just out and about these days, eating cake in the rain.
