Microsoft invited a rapper named “machine gun kelly” to performer at one of its stores and then got butthurt when he acted like someone named “Machine Gun Kelly.” [BuzzFeed]
Here comes that mini iPad. [Wall Street Journal]
When the TODAY Show asked Zuck if he wears the same thing everyday he responded, “I have one drawer. Like men everywhere. Like men everywhere.” Smoke then began to rise from his neural computer as it neared malfunction. [TODAY]
Here’s what it would be like if Hemingway wrote Javascript. [Svbtle]
Oh good, here’s that Microsoft phone nobody wanted. [WP Central]
