Today is March 4th, or, as we like to spell it, March Fo(u)rth. It’s the only date, as far as we know, that is also a command. (We have spent some time thinking about this.)
Urban Dictionary notes that “March Fourth” is a “holiday where you work toward achieving your dreams…This holiday is used as an excuse to make an effort, take a risk, or refuse to let reasons come between you and your goals.”
So go! March forth! Spread the word about this glorious day! You have six hours.
