Survey Finds 36 Percent of Americans Don’t Watch Porn (And Are Total Liars)

Pants on fire.

You know her. (Photo: whenyourebored.com)
You know her. (Photo: whenyourebored.com)

Everyone watches porn, including those who lie and say they don’t. Sex toy retailer Adam and Eve conducted a survey and discovered that 36 percent of respondents lied denied watching online porn.

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The site polled more than 1,000 adults (of legal age, it ensured) for its monthly “Great American Sex Survey,” since there’s nothing more American than answering the essay prompt,  “How do you prefer to watch adult content?”

Adam and Eve found that nearly half of respondents prefer free-to-view sites as their top choice, while 16 percent preferred porn on DVDs. Four percent of people broke the first rule of Internetting by paying to watch porn online.

Then there were the liars. More than one-third of survey takers revealed that they fake a lot of things, like answering anonymous porn survey questions. XBiz surmised the peculiar findings:

It was unclear as to whether the respondents were truthful in their answers or just shy about admitting that they watch porn.

We’re gonna go with the latter.

Survey Finds 36 Percent of Americans Don’t Watch Porn (And Are Total Liars)