Gwyneth Paltrow Launched Goop Travel Apps Because You, Like, Can’t Just Dial 911 Everywhere

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Goopy. (Photo: screencap)

Goopy. (Photo: screencap)

Yesterday, porcelain humanoid Gwyneth Paltrow stopped by a “Meet the Developer” panel at the Soho Apple Store (you know, the one that doesn’t flood) in order to promote her latest moneymaking scheme, a series of goop-branded travel apps.

While she was at it, she deigned to explain the use case for this brand extension to the website GeekSugar:

“I had books everywhere of things that I loved in various cities and I just thought, “I would love to have it for myself.” I started working on the content and I love having a place to go to where it’s places that I love and doctors that are amazing, just all that useful information. When I moved to England, for example, I didn’t know that if you have an emergency, you don’t dial 911. All that stuff.”

Uh, should we be worried about Gwennie?

Gwyneth Paltrow Launched Goop Travel Apps Because You, Like, Can’t Just Dial 911 Everywhere