Fap Genius: The 19 ‘Sexiest’ Sections We Found on Reddit

Any more and we would've have had to quit our jobs.

If the Huffington Post ever launches that sideboob vertical, this subreddit will provide all the art they need.
Because that neckbeard uniform doesn't have the same appeal.
The only rule here is that they prefer "natural ladies to artificial implants, thanks." Sorry, Sofia Vergara!
A subreddit ostensibly dedicated to horny women, but probably catering more to confused men looking for some validation.
A few things might stand at attention when you peruse this military-themed subreddit.
The user-generated offshoot of its burly, gay older brother r/BrosGoneWild.
This subreddit wants you to believe that it's sexy women posting selfies of themselves, but it's probably the dudes of Reddit posting pictures from the iPhones they hacked during their shift at the Apple Genius Bar.
Obviously the Internet's favorite porn star, James Deen, has his own subreddit full of fans.
Here's your new nightmare! A bunch of Reddit users ogling and judging your supposed "private" Snapchats.
Because you're never going to sleep with Kat Von D, there's this.
Bros being bros doing sexually suggestive bro things, like this picture of me blogging.
Here's a bunch of pictures of girls taking selfies, but at least they're not doing it while driving.
Think Uber, but for blowjobs. This subreddit is full of thirsty Reddit users looking to spread a little happiness.
Finally, a place on the Internet for bored teens to Photoshop celebrities' innocent, unsuspecting heads onto porn stars' bodies. Most of them look like they were literally cut and pasted on.
Creepshots and selfies of girls in yoga pants, straight from the iPhone of Lululemon's CEO.
We didn't know what picture to use for a subreddit dedicated to users dictating to people how to pleasure themselves.
Insert your own bean joke here in what is the most nichiest subreddit ever.
Sure, some people's idea of a good time is having their pasty, naked bodies judged by the Reddit hive mind.
Somebody should help her.

Strap on your goggles because our next stop on the Sexy Week tour is the Internet’s top notch home for everything gross–Reddit. From sideboobs to scruffy chests, we found a lot of sexy (and just plain repulsive) subreddits devoted to every kind of fetish that humans are interested in.

But after two full days of scraping the innards of Reddit, we found a lot of weird shit that could technically put us on medical leave for the rest of the year. There’s a subreddit dedicated to people implanting sausages into holes that aren’t their mouths! And let’s not talk about r/Spacedicks.

Now that our eyes’ puffiness has decreased, we’ve collected the 19 NSFW subreddits that you should take a peek at now and uh, longer look, later. You’re welcome.

Previously: Tweet Dirty to Me: The 24 Sexiest Twitter Accounts

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