Clear the Runway: New Report Claims the Port Authority Killed 20,000 Animals the Past Two Years

Don't fox with the Port Authority.

"Get off my lawn," Port Authority.
“Get off my lawn,” Port Authority.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck? None, because the Port Authority is after them. 

According to a report by the New York Post20,000 animals have been killed by the Port Authority in airports around New York over the past two years. This includes everything from birds, to foxes to, yes, woodchucks.

The ironically named Laughing Gull topped the list of animals killed with 5,729 at JFK Airport, but perhaps the most noteworthy additions to the hit list are one Northern Harrier, one American Kestrel and 11 Ospreys.

Ospreys and Kestrels are labeled as threatened and at-risk of becoming endangered, respectively, and the Northern Harrier is in fact endangered in New Jersey. 

Priscilla Feral, president of non-profit Friends of Animals, was none too pleased with the data. Okay, we spoke to her on the phone and she was pissed. 

“I thought the number was staggering,” she said. “It is very clear to me that it is random, without any mental energy whatsoever. When challenged, it is going to fall apart at the seams.”

Ron Marsico, a Port Authority spokesperson, said the agency culls the animals that “pose immediate threats to aviation safety and do not respond to nonlethal harassment.” He also claimed that 95 percent of the wildlife-control measures were nonlethal.

Ms. Feral, who wins the award for most job-appropriate last name ever, still called into question the need for the killing.

“They are saying a parakeet, which is about four inches tall, is going to bring down an airplane,” she said. “Because of the location, you already have an area that is conducive to wildlife. You are going to shoot owls that are 5 pounds and mostly feathers?”

Even four-footed animals were not safe from the Port Authority’s runway cleansing. On the ground, more than 60 woodchucks were offed, 11 coyotes were killed and four red foxes were gunned down. 

“Foxes don’t fly,” Ms. Feral informed us. “Why are they killing land animals?”

Shoot first, ask questions later we suppose. 

Here’s the entire hit list, courtesy of the Post:

Animals killed by the Port Authority in 2012-2013 by area airports:

Laughing gull: 5,729
European starling: 3,203
Herring gull: 2,445
Mourning dove: 1,908
Brown-headed cowbird: 1,070
Canada goose: 997
Atlantic brant: 912
Ring-billed gull: 798
Rock pigeon: 723
Double-crested cormorant: 436
Great black-backed gull: 414
Red-winged blackbird: 335
Mallard: 331
Barn swallow: 234
House sparrow: 141
Killdeer: 125
Eastern cottontail rabbit: 82
Fish crow: 69
Woodchuck: 62
Snow bunting: 58
Mute swan: 51
Great egret: 46
Black-tailed jackrabbit: 44
Muskrat: 44
American black duck: 42
Great blue heron: 24
Least sandpiper: 22
Raccoon: 21
Red-tailed hawk: 19
Virginia opossum: 18
American crow: 16
Boat-tailed grackle: 12
Norway rat: 12
American oystercatcher: 11
Coyote: 11
Osprey: 11*
Striped skunk: 11
White-tailed deer: 11
Common grackle: 9
Ring-necked pheasant: 9
American robin: 5
American woodcock: 5
Snowy owl: 5
Northern mockingbird: 4
Red fox: 4
American kestrel: 3**
Snow goose: 3
Common raven: 2
Wild turkey: 2
American wigeon: 1
Black-crowned night heron: 1
Lesser yellowlegs: 1
Monk parakeet: 1
Northern harrier: 1***
Red-throated loon: 1
Semipalmated sandpiper: 1
Song sparrow: 1
Turkey vulture: 1
Unknown rodent: 1
Wood duck: 1
* Of special concern
** Threatened
*** Endangered

Clear the Runway: New Report Claims the Port Authority Killed 20,000 Animals the Past Two Years