Into the Groove: Madonna Colonizes Bushwick

April Fools' anyone?

This one's for you, Brooklyn (YouTube).
This post is a joke (YouTube).

Madonna is singing ‘give me all your luvin,’ Brooklyn.

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The pop star purchased the top three floors of a Cheap Storage building in Bushwick with many plans for renovation.

Madonna will overhaul the building at 49 Wycoff Ave completely, transforming it for both personal and neighborhood use.

A latex clothing company called “Wrap Me” along with space for a biannual children’s macrame workshop and, of course, a dance studio, will be among the many surprises inside, according to Bushwick Daily.

There’s also a space to be co-owned by Brangelina — a biweekly reading room for adoptive parents of non-american children.

Rumored to top it off is a rooftop raw vegan farm-to-table restaurant said to feature a bar mitzvah room and even miniature farm animals.

“I am very excited to be a part of the burgeoning artistic community and I hope to continue to inspire the people in Bushwick and around the globe as well,” Madonna told Bushwick Daily.

Hopefully Brooklynites find macrame as inspiring as Madonna apparently does.






Into the Groove: Madonna Colonizes Bushwick