The Batshit Realness of Michelle Rodriguez's Instagram

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Michelle Rodriguez as a ninja. (Screengrab via Instagram.com/mrodofficial)
Michelle Rodriguez as a ninja. (Screengrab via Instagram.com/mrodofficial)

We all know Michelle Rodriguez, actress and dater of the hottest 20-somethings on the planet, likes to have fun. She also, apparently, is one of the only people on the planet who also likes to use Instagram’s video function.

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The chillest 35-year-old on the planet, she frequently updates her feed with bizarre snippets of her fast and furious life. These punctuated motion pictures incorporate surrealism, realism, neo-realism, even elements of dada. The clips are truly remarkable and make the viewer wonder: does she even realize she’s posting this stuff?

We’ll let you see for yourself. First, there’s a straightforward yacht-jump:

http://instagram.com/p/rUngKsiZm_/?modal=true

Next, a fun clip of her practicing her DJ skills alone while screaming “Ibiza!” and biting her lip. She’s also wearing headphones for no apparent reason:

http://instagram.com/p/rATxXBiZtT/?modal=true

She dabbles in fencing:

http://instagram.com/p/qiCa-bCZsk/?modal=true

She practices archery:

http://instagram.com/p/p829eWCZsF/?modal=true

She takes us behind the scenes of the Hollywood casting process:

She seems obsessed with ninjas:

http://instagram.com/p/ramhzUCZhv/?modal=true

She’s like, a really spiritual person:

http://instagram.com/p/oFEC-tiZrC/?modal=true

She’s apparently never seen The Shining:

http://instagram.com/p/rdYmBrCZj7/?modal=true

She wants you to flip out and punch something:

http://instagram.com/p/qcnzoECZi7/?modal=true

Here she is walking into a muddy Irish pond, naked and using the wrong form of “your”:

http://instagram.com/p/rgwxjDCZpw/?modal=true

?!??!?!?!?!:

http://instagram.com/p/o7CV3RCZh1/?modal=true

Remind me never to drive in Cannes:

http://instagram.com/p/oPlaAsCZoV/?modal=true

And finally:

http://instagram.com/p/rdCAsuCZuE/?modal=true

 

The Batshit Realness of Michelle Rodriguez's Instagram