Everything You Need to Know About Moschino’s Neon Barbie Explosion in Milan

Jeremy Scott broke Instagram today with his Barbie-inspired spring and summer 2015 collection for Moschino. Some of the collection is already available online, including this instant classic, a Barbie mirror cell phone case:

(Screengrab via moschino.com)

(Screengrab via moschino.com)

The clothes this time around were just as outlandish as last season’s tribute to McDonald’s and Spongebob, but somehow more wearable — especially if Elle Woods is one of your all-time style icons. We’re hoping Mr. Scott’s bestie, Miley Cyrus, will find ways to incorporate these looks into her day-to-day attire.

Front-row-sitters received Moschino-branded Barbie dolls:

Coco Rocha wore a Moschino gown that looks ripped from Anna Dello Russo’s Pilates-toned bod:

The models’ skin had a plasticine sheen from head to pump:

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Hair was very big and bouncey:

A model rolled down the runway on skates:

Hot pink was ubiquitous:

Mr. Scott continued to eschew minimalism in any form:

Despite Barbie’s career-girl reputation, many of the looks would be questionable at the office:

Does this look count as daywear or nightwear? Does it matter?

The final look was a sci-fi creation with what looks to be about a three-foot wingspan. Can someone please bring this gown to red-carpet fruition? We’re looking at you, Miley.

Everything You Need to Know About Moschino’s Neon Barbie Explosion in Milan