Everything You Need to Know About Moschino’s Neon Barbie Explosion in Milan

Hot pink, rhinestones and giant blonde hair ruled at Jeremy Scott's presentation in Milan.

Jeremy Scott broke Instagram today with his Barbie-inspired spring and summer 2015 collection for Moschino. Some of the collection is already available online, including this instant classic, a Barbie mirror cell phone case:

(Screengrab via moschino.com)
(Screengrab via moschino.com)

The clothes this time around were just as outlandish as last season’s tribute to McDonald’s and Spongebob, but somehow more wearable — especially if Elle Woods is one of your all-time style icons. We’re hoping Mr. Scott’s bestie, Miley Cyrus, will find ways to incorporate these looks into her day-to-day attire.

Front-row-sitters received Moschino-branded Barbie dolls:

Coco Rocha wore a Moschino gown that looks ripped from Anna Dello Russo’s Pilates-toned bod:

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The models’ skin had a plasticine sheen from head to pump:

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Hair was very big and bouncey:

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A model rolled down the runway on skates:

Hot pink was ubiquitous:

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Mr. Scott continued to eschew minimalism in any form:

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Despite Barbie’s career-girl reputation, many of the looks would be questionable at the office:

Does this look count as daywear or nightwear? Does it matter?

The final look was a sci-fi creation with what looks to be about a three-foot wingspan. Can someone please bring this gown to red-carpet fruition? We’re looking at you, Miley.

Everything You Need to Know About Moschino’s Neon Barbie Explosion in Milan