Witches, Tits and Salami: the Crazy Awesome Mess That is Amy Sedaris’s Instagram

Is that a cold cut wedding cake?

Still more normal than anything she Instagrams.(Wikipedia)
Still more normal than anything she Instagrams.(Wikipedia)

Selfies and brunch photos won’t be found anywhere near Amy Sedaris’s Instagram feed.

When the Strangers With Candy star posts, she digs through the vault of all that is kooky, bizarre and oddly satisfying.

She only joined in September, but squirrels in colonial attire, a chocolate bar with a face and a photo of a pigeon reading a book titled, “Pooping on People in 12 Easy Lessons” have already made appearances. Since we’ve entered October, the posts have taken a turn toward Halloween, and I think it’s safe to conclude that Ms. Sedaris really appreciates witches of all varieties.

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Cold cuts anytime!

A post shared by Amy Sedaris (@amysedaris) on Oct 11, 2014 at 7:35am PDT

This is somehow equal parts outputting and appealing.

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Randy soaking up the autumn afternoon sun

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Because cats aren’t the only ones who enjoy basking in the sunlight.

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Salem Witch

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Instagram witches are ~trendy~.

Someone has tomato tits.

Are those paperclips?

Ya know, just getting ready to chop some wood. Witches, Tits and Salami: the Crazy Awesome Mess That is Amy Sedaris’s Instagram