The Top 15 Questions New Yorkers Are Googling Right Now That Use the Word ‘Blizzard’

The view from the frozen tundra, er, New York Observer offices. "Mama," said the baby polar bear to his mother, "are you SURE I'm a polar bear..." (New York Observer).

The view from the frozen tundra, er, New York Observer offices. “Mama,” said the baby polar bear to his mother, “are you SURE I’m a polar bear…” (New York Observer).

Google has offices all over the world, obviously, but if you’re in the publishing business, the ones that matter most are HQ in oh-so-pleasant Mountain View and the one that takes up a full city block in Chelsea where it is currently SI-FREAKING-BERIA right about now. The Observer’s friends at the latter, shivering against the cold – yeah, a lot of good all that delicious free food and professional lego room good cheer are going to do you when you’re stranded there for days on end! — shared a list of the top “blizzard related” questions being searched on Google in the New York area as we head into the Juno snowpocalypse. They are:

1) what to do in a blizzard

2) how to keep safe from blizzards

3) how to photograph a blizzard

4) what defines a blizzard

5) what groceries to buy for a blizzard

6) how to shovel snow during a blizzard

7) what businesses are closed to blizzard in nyc

8) why buy water for blizzard

9) what will a baby need during a blizzard

10) what was the worst blizzard NYC has had

11) how to dress for blizzard

12) what happens to the environment during a blizzard

13) what to do if you lose power in a blizzard

14) when was the last blizzard in new york

15) are they limiting subway rides today because of the blizzard

We in New York City can only imagine that “How to exact revenge on gloating coworkers in Mountain View” will be climbing the Google charts in the near future.

The Top 15 Questions New Yorkers Are Googling Right Now That Use the Word ‘Blizzard’