There’s really no way to describe the sheer hilarity of today’s cover page of the capitol city’s tabloid-style daily—except to say that it is the visual manifestation of the picture anyone had in their brain this week who saw Gov. Chris Christie caroming spectacularly in the owner’s box at Sunday’s playoff game in Dallas and thought, man, maybe he’d be better suited on the sidelines with the Cowboys’ cheerleading squad.
Forget about imagining it. The Trentonian, which ran the photo alongside this AP story, makes it so:
