‘Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’ and More! Coming to Netflix, March 2015

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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. (photo: Eric Liebowitz/Netflix

Every month Netflix send these notices to me of what shows and movies will soon be available to stream, and it’s a joyous occasion because I get to share this information with all you fine people. But with these notices also comes the news of what’s leaving Netflix, and that’s never fun. At this point in all our lives, losing a Netflix stalwart is akin to a particularly faithful pet dying, like a binge-worthy goldfish. This month’s cut-list starts off with 3 Ninjas: Kick Back, one of the greatest movies of all time the early to mid 90s. Please, take Orange is the New Black, but leave me 3 Ninjas: Kick Back. I’m willing to barter.

Oh, also a ton of other stuff is leaving in March, too. That’s the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad news. The good news is, you can stream plenty of new quality stuff. Like 1989’s Teen Witch! Yes, that’s right, 1989’s Teen Witch, and all this other stuff:

March 1

Patch Adams

Finding Neverland

The Brothers Grimm

Teen Witch

30 for 30: Of Miracles and Men

Evelyn

Mercy Rule

Monster High: 13 Wishes

Monster High: Ghouls Rule

March 5

Food Chains

The ABCs of Death 2

March 6

Aziz Ansari: Live at Madison Square Garden

My Own Man 

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (new series)

March 7

Archer, Season 5

Glee, Season 5

March 9

The Angriest Man in Brooklyn

Tyler Perry’s The Single Moms Club

After the Fall

Cesar Chavez

March 10

Monster High: Haunted

March 11

How to Train Your Dragon 2

March 15

3rd Rock From the Sun: Complete Series

A Different World: Complete Series

Marvel and ESPN Films Present 1 of 1: Genesis

March 17

You’re Not You

Dummy

March 19

Life Itself

March 20

Bloodline: Season 1

God’s Not Dead

March 22

Mad Men: Season 7

March 23

November Man

March 25

Garfunkel & Oates: Season 1

Turn: Season 1

March 27

Trailer Park Boys: Season 9

Frankie & Alice

March 31

Ask Me Anything

The Man with the Iron Fists

‘Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’ and More! Coming to Netflix, March 2015