Every month Netflix (NFLX) send these notices to me of what shows and movies will soon be available to stream, and it’s a joyous occasion because I get to share this information with all you fine people. But with these notices also comes the news of what’s leaving Netflix, and that’s never fun. At this point in all our lives, losing a Netflix stalwart is akin to a particularly faithful pet dying, like a binge-worthy goldfish. This month’s cut-list starts off with 3 Ninjas: Kick Back, one of the greatest movies of all time the early to mid 90s. Please, take Orange is the New Black, but leave me 3 Ninjas: Kick Back. I’m willing to barter.
Oh, also a ton of other stuff is leaving in March, too. That’s the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad news. The good news is, you can stream plenty of new quality stuff. Like 1989’s Teen Witch! Yes, that’s right, 1989’s Teen Witch, and all this other stuff:
March 1
Patch Adams
Finding Neverland
The Brothers Grimm
Teen Witch
30 for 30: Of Miracles and Men
Evelyn
Mercy Rule
Monster High: 13 Wishes
Monster High: Ghouls Rule
March 5
Food Chains
The ABCs of Death 2
March 6
Aziz Ansari: Live at Madison Square Garden
My Own Man
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (new series)
March 7
Archer, Season 5
Glee, Season 5
March 9
The Angriest Man in Brooklyn
Tyler Perry’s The Single Moms Club
After the Fall
Cesar Chavez
March 10
Monster High: Haunted
March 11
How to Train Your Dragon 2
March 15
3rd Rock From the Sun: Complete Series
A Different World: Complete Series
Marvel and ESPN Films Present 1 of 1: Genesis
March 17
You’re Not You
Dummy
March 19
Life Itself
March 20
Bloodline: Season 1
God’s Not Dead
March 22
Mad Men: Season 7
March 23
November Man
March 25
Garfunkel & Oates: Season 1
Turn: Season 1
March 27
Trailer Park Boys: Season 9
Frankie & Alice
March 31
Ask Me Anything
The Man with the Iron Fists
