#Christie2016: Campaign Announcement Hashtag Attracts Nothing But Fat Jokes

If this fat prick becomes president I will eat @krispykreme everyday in protest. Oh wait… #Christie2016 pic.twitter.com/mvlkxB42vm

— ▲ KING ▲ (@TheKingRobbo) June 30, 2015

God! The doughnut budget alone will be a trillion dollars! #Christie2016

— Jim Charles (@DelGirlsHoops) June 30, 2015

Have to admit, I didn't think he'd fit in the clown car. #Christie2016

— Veering Left (@AMICHIGANLEFT) June 30, 2015

Oh crap, now we need a second clown bus. #Christie2016 pic.twitter.com/R6whVNFon1

— imfabulous (@imfabulous13) June 30, 2015

Reinforce the floors and widen the doors, #Christie2016 is coming.

— Serenity (@nschim) June 30, 2015

300,000 Americans die each year from Obesity. 0 have died from Marijuana. Guess which one @ChrisChristie is concerned about. #Christie2016

— Benny (@BRios82) June 30, 2015

Backstage at #Christie2016 kickoff event: pic.twitter.com/qMi8VgUgWd

— TrivWorks (@TrivWorks) June 30, 2015

Tbh, I hope #Christie2016 wins over voters by tossing pizza and bagels into crowds.

— jøe rødriguez (@jrodriguez713) June 30, 2015

I would say this campaign is a bridge to nowhere but he would probably close that too #Christie2016

— PoliticalGroove (@PoliticalGroove) June 30, 2015

We'd hoped to attend the #Christie2016 event, but there was terrible traffic on the bridge…

— TrivWorks (@TrivWorks) June 30, 2015