
Bad news seems to be piling up recently, from the stock market’s troubles to topless women in Times Square. Wouldn’t it be nice if the public controlled the news cycle for once?
Thanks to the Twitter hashtag #HeadlinesWeWouldLove, they can. The phrase entered the top 10 trends Monday afternoon, as users fantasized about the headlines they’d like to see on the front page:
Twitter Listens To Its Users and Adds 'Edit' Button.#HeadlinesWeWouldLove
— Princess Buttercup (@AsYouuuWiiish) August 24, 2015
Tweeting about Twitter- how meta.
Girl sues autocorrect for ruining her wife #HeadlinesWeWouldLove
— soulcandy (@soulcandyd) August 24, 2015
So. Many. Puns.
https://twitter.com/JinkyRaven/status/635871657014521856
Haven’t we heard enough about Bennifer?
A heartwarming triumph. #HeadlinesWeWouldLove #HeyArnold pic.twitter.com/vCmqIjA1Pq
— NickRewind (@NickRewind) August 24, 2015
Stoop Kid, no longer afraid to leave his stoop
https://twitter.com/HuskerStan/status/635867710832775168
So he DID start the fire?
Why mess with perfection: #HeadlinesWeWouldLove pic.twitter.com/rvmKvqDabj
— TrivWorks (@TrivWorks) August 24, 2015
True of both Abe Simpson and Jonathan Franzen
https://twitter.com/AUNTIELANELANE/status/635889300706590722\
Despite the misspelling, there’s no doubt this would be amazing.
Perhaps some of these tweeters could give the New York Post a run for their money.