Saturday Night Live‘s Leslie Jones is having a moment. Not only is she one of Lorne Michaels MVPs of the past two seasons (after originally being hired as a writer in December of 2013), but she’s poised for her breakout role in the upcoming all-female Ghostbusters reboot by Paul Feig next year. Plus, she’s just really, really funny.
So while the rest of us were regular food-binging on Thanksgiving, Ms. Jones spent the holidays watching Breaking Bad--for the first time, no less–and live-tweeting the whole experience. While we can’t reproduce the second-by-second commentary of Ms. Jones’ revelations about the show, we’ve picked a couple of our favorite tweets from her feed to give you a taste.
Damn Mr White you let that girl choke to death. You are now officially "Heisenberg"! #coldmuthafucka Is it wrong that I watch it all day…
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 26, 2015
This is what making me mad about skyler bitch you know he ain't cheating. it's got to be a hustle so shut up. You got a new water heater smh
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 26, 2015
THIS MUTHAFUCKA DONE CRASHED A PLANE!! YO DRUGS KILL EVERYBODY LITERALLY!! #DAMNMRWHITE
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 26, 2015
Pizza on the roof!! His wife is a bitch real talk. I can see if he was cheating or something the man was looking out for his family
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 27, 2015
Does Saul goodman got power too?
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 27, 2015
Can Walt do that?
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 27, 2015
Ok dude in wheelchair is a serious OG!!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 27, 2015
Ok did skyler fuck her boss?! Ooooooweee you gone get it!! Walter didn't cheat but I saw it coming with "mr president" song. Smh
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 27, 2015
the dudes with the ax is really starting to become a problemo. Ummm should he eve get to eat an apple. I mean it should be like beef jerky
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 27, 2015
Ok sorry y'all had to get ham. Ok now Sykler mad he signed the papers?! Why you mad? Didn't you want him out? See bitches be tripping?! Lol
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 27, 2015
Seriously please tell me reason for skinny Lou's and Baggers existence please somebody…Anybody?! Huh? Huh?!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 27, 2015
Oh Marie chill out ok I know it fucked up but chill out yo!! But I get it!! Hank damn boy you a bad mutha shut your mouth. Shut up Marie!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 28, 2015
Jesse stop touching shit!!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 28, 2015
Ok Jesse for real I'm about to take my belt off and whoop your ass. Get somewhere and seat down! Why you always acting like that?! Damn!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 28, 2015
Ok call this bitch therapist "the fork dirty" you need to take several seats Give her some Xanax or something. Walt not helping geeez
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 28, 2015
Man next time somebody fuck with me I'm gonna text them "POLLOS"
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 28, 2015
Hey fucking Tom ted whatever the fuck your name is you know what this was man. Come on dude wtf
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 28, 2015
Ok damnit I'm bout to start season three episode 30 called "Fly?" Ok whatever mr white..Les'go CHEAH! pic.twitter.com/yKllQz5x4s
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 28, 2015
Ok I really hate fly cause if you don't kill them before you go to bed they will torture you while you sleep. Just saying
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 28, 2015
You got to get a swatter man. The shoe will not work dude. See now you lost your shoe wtf
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 28, 2015
Yo did he just fall oh shit lmao thank god that big metal thang broke your fall! Damn.Fucking fly man I swear this is me if I can't catch it
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 28, 2015
Has he been there all night..mr White it's just a fucking fly dude. Damn need to give you some ass soon man don't know if you might be crazy
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 28, 2015
Ok did your just hit me with a "fly saber"oh yea I knock fly off your head. Am I mistaken they got a deadline.Gustavo don't care about a fly
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 28, 2015
Don't drugged him jeese what are you doing?! Why does he think he smart?! Stop having ideas muthafucka!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 28, 2015
seriously I need them to be friends. they really need each other. You know. Mr white broke jeese I believe that. But he is on a journey too
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 28, 2015
Oh God mr white if you had die that very second. Jane would be alive(granted if she don't OD)and those 167 people would be alive. How sad yo
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 28, 2015
FUUUUUUUCK THAT FLY!! CHEAH!!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 28, 2015
Ok y'all need to understand "Fly" was a very important show in the series.They got to hit some real stuff in their vulnerability to this fly
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 28, 2015
SKYLER?! Stop asking questions bitch! Juggle the balls NOW! I'm tired of this disrespect he paying for your sis man shit JUGGLE NOW!!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 28, 2015
Ok badger and skinny Lou are fucking idiots. "Step five" dude wtf where do they even live. Help me understand ghost whisper!!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 28, 2015
Call my bitch Yoko again Saul I'm gonna smack you like a baby ass being born. Real talk muthafucka. I dont like him y'all
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 28, 2015
seriously you at Gustavo house now real what's up?! You making me money let's be friends dinner? What? Or I'm bout to kill you soon meal.
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 28, 2015
Yo do you think Walt and Guatsvo would have been friends if they wasn't drug dealers.
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 28, 2015
Jesse Jesse Jesse why you can't just sit down. Real talk.
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 28, 2015
Shut up Marie shut up man
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 28, 2015
Why don't they out mike on Jesse?
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 28, 2015
Before we go any further I must be reassured that this char will be killed. I hate his stupid face pic.twitter.com/ijgsHcwVKq
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 29, 2015
When someone stares at you like this and don't take they eyes off u. Man they not playing! pic.twitter.com/9lsoTg09WN
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 29, 2015
Seriously if you gonna give a hand job Marie. Let's not bring up groundhogs ok? Just leave the out. Shut up and rub. Geez you and Skyler
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 29, 2015
"YAWP!" MR WHITE!! YAWP!! BEST SCENE EVER!! Did he just run over stupid and the shrimp OH YEAH HE DID!! #DAMNMRWHITE
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 29, 2015
Ok am I the only one who thinks Walt and mike should be partners instead omg you guys if he had started with mike whole diff show
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 29, 2015
Ok season four ep one and Skyler has just won academy award for bullshitting the locksmith. Man she good.
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 29, 2015
Seriously how old is badger and skinny Lou wtf is their purpose yo!! I know Jesse friends ok if they get pussy and mr white doesn't I'm mad
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 29, 2015
There better be Reason for these fucking rocks HANK. Marie got to clean and take your shit and you being fucked up to her THEIR ROCKS MF
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 29, 2015
Why you got attitude is it the brows so much work to control them and yet you still can't it must be awful I'm sorry pic.twitter.com/rFUO8Qq9nr
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 29, 2015
The party always ends Jesse. Get a fucking hobby dude.
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 29, 2015
Cheetos Fritos I don't give a fuck Hank you bout 2 get smacked get yo own chips!Whats that?!Can't Walk yea shut the fuck up wit Cheetos shit
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 29, 2015
Ok the fact they had bill burr and didn't let him go in on dudes brows pisses me off. Bill would have killed dude. pic.twitter.com/2eHaezdSk2
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 29, 2015
Don't be mad Walt know more about your rocks then you Hank you fucking idiot you a DEA agent not an archaeologist. GET YOUR ASS TO WORK
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 29, 2015
Omg you guys Hank is close he literally know everything but nothing know what I mean
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 29, 2015
Walt you drunk shut up man shut up! See it's gonna be walts ego that get him caught
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 29, 2015
WOOOOO!LET ME CLUE YOU IN BITCH,I AM THE DANGER, I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!NOW TURN AROUND AND PUT THAT ASS IN THE AIR pic.twitter.com/mGcDEAKTg8
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 29, 2015
Please say he is next he makes me want to take all drugs all of them worst drug counselor ever pic.twitter.com/xzK8TqffsR
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 30, 2015
That moment when you realize "This muthafucka got me" pic.twitter.com/s7LwDGidSp
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 30, 2015
Jesse I understand you are going thru it but there is NO EXCUSE FOR THIS SHIRT!! NO EXCUSE JESSE!! pic.twitter.com/fPqP1fwoLE
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 30, 2015
That moment you realize your ass can't fight…oy vey!! pic.twitter.com/NGhNpUNWuG
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 30, 2015
Ok 1st you not as fine as you was in scarface mf so you need to pump your brakes with this keeping Jesse shit pic.twitter.com/rjVHYan2dE
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 30, 2015
Note to self. Sometimes you just don't know who you fucking with. Never tell a grown ass man you had to Spank them pic.twitter.com/Kgt4G8TEzI
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 30, 2015
Dumbass Tim Todd Ted wtfever his name is. You is a dumbass pic.twitter.com/fWBfkvqGhe
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 30, 2015
Walt Jr. and Marie back the fuck up yo!! I'm tired of y'all meddling now SIT DOWN SOMEWHERE
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 30, 2015
I'm really hoping the mr white connected that bomb to the bell that would be awesome but let's see pic.twitter.com/OZcFr6gKk7
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 30, 2015
HOLY FUCK!! DID THIS MF STRAIGHTEN HIS TIE!! OH SHIT! BYE BYE GUSTAVO!! Literally blew his brains out!! Aw man! Tomorrow I start season 5
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 30, 2015
HOLD THE FUCK UP DID MR WHITE POISON BROCK WTF YO!! SOMEBODY DAMMIT!!WHHHHHY?!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 30, 2015
Somebody please explain why he poison Brock was it to get that plan started cause he took a risk that Jesse would kill him. Wtf somebody?!
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) November 30, 2015
We can’t wait to see how Leslie Jones will react to the next season!
