
Storm Jonas has just begun to shower parts of the East Coast with a thick layer of the fluffy white stuff, and its arrival has already started #Blizzard Twitter, which is truly horrible and will continue to ruin the social network throughout the weekend. It’s actually worse than #Powerball Twitter, which at least thrived on fantasies and ridiculous memes. Scroll through blizzard Twitter, however, and you’ll see nothing but stills of the local Doppler Radar, generic photos of windy snow, nauseating posts from brands and photos of sold-out grocery stores.
Seriously, nearly every other photo is of empty grocery store shelves.
Pre #blizzard2016 shopping in the #DMV. pic.twitter.com/VL2MPzSR6J
— Steve Rudin 7News (@SteveRudin7News) January 22, 2016
https://twitter.com/TreyYingst/status/690219773427343361
Going, going … almost gone at @HarrisTeeter. #blizzard2016 pic.twitter.com/wdSJga4ooe
— Steve Rudin 7News (@SteveRudin7News) January 21, 2016
Can you predict the weather in #Pennsylvania by the bread aisle? @PennsylvaniaPro #blizzard2016 pic.twitter.com/lzt8stMZBN
— Eatright PA (@eatrightPA) January 21, 2016
Americans get way too excited about stocking up before a storm: https://t.co/jc96m6f7Ym #blizzard2016 pic.twitter.com/Abh5zFIZ3k
— Slate (@Slate) January 22, 2016
Bare shelves everywhere. Due to #blizzard2016 anticipation, local grocery store seems like '80s Soviet Union market. pic.twitter.com/2FVkyFl2U4
— Ajit Pai (@AjitPai) January 21, 2016
https://twitter.com/MeganWBAL/status/689945558128185346
DC area grocery stores right now. #blizzard2016 #DCweather #flurries pic.twitter.com/3kAnFDAQcv
— STEW 🇺🇸🐶 ⚾️ 🚘 (@StewSays) January 17, 2016
#Blizzard2016 48 hours of chaos as a massive winter storm moved over the East Coast https://t.co/p5yYFGFiAv
— FxNames.com (@FxNames) January 22, 2016
https://twitter.com/paulysnubnoze/status/690557864168046593
https://twitter.com/Nikos817/status/690556640425308161
People are taking this storm seriously. No water, cheese or milk! #blizzard2016 pic.twitter.com/Ovu6NTtb4h
— Floatmaster Bob (@rbreckel) January 22, 2016
Also, brands suck.
You know what to do when a storm’s a-comin’. #YouKnowWhy #Blizzard2016 pic.twitter.com/mI8Y1164CN
— Uncrustables® (@Uncrustables) January 22, 2016
For those in the path of #blizzard2016 be safe, stay warm + hydrate your skin with your fav @Pevonia products! pic.twitter.com/mEOskHKHqn
— Pevonia Natural Skincare (@Pevonia) January 22, 2016
Looks like #NYC is in the 3 book zone for #blizzard2016. Good time to catch up on your #TBRList? map from @FQMSmedia pic.twitter.com/qJWBdbHort
— Strand Book Store (@strandbookstore) January 22, 2016
The many Game of Thrones references are the only thing #Blizzard Twitter has going for it right now.
Brace yourselves… Winter is Coming. #Blizzard2016
— Daenerys Targaryen (@Daenerys) January 22, 2016
Make sure you're prepared for #Blizzard2016 pic.twitter.com/WKiBHoAw11
— Jon Snow (@LordSnow) January 22, 2016
#blizzard2016 Sorry, I couldn't resist! pic.twitter.com/lz7ROYWrP2
— Carl Diggler (@carl_diggler) January 22, 2016
mailjet: #blizzard2016 has most of the east coast scrambling. Be safe this weekend. pic.twitter.com/tcxjZt8G8D
— Deejay TIN' (@deejaytin) January 22, 2016
But this tweet is nice. The rest suck.
https://twitter.com/Jenn_Abrams/status/690545833415163904