Cartier

Founded in 1847 by Louis-François Cartier, Cartier has long been the jeweler of choice for royalty and the impossibly rich, a legacy that sparkles brighter than its iconic Love bracelet. Known for its lavish watches and opulent jewelry, Cartier has managed to stay relevant through two centuries by adhering to one simple rule: if it ain't broke, bedazzle it. The company's defining moments read like a Hollywood script—think Grace Kelly’s engagement ring or the Hope Diamond acquisition, minus the cursed bit. Valued at a cool $12.4 billion, Cartier isn’t just selling trinkets but peddling a lifestyle of gilded glamour. Its history is dotted with accolades, like the Royal Warrant granted by King Edward VII, and controversies, such as accusations of colonial exploitation for their ethically questionable gem sourcing. With Cyrille Vigneron currently steering the ship, Cartier continues to maintain its air of elitist exclusivity while occasionally dabbling in modernity, as evidenced by their trendy Juste un Clou collection. Despite occasional PR hiccups, Cartier remains the undisputed emperor of extravagance, reminding everyone that while money can’t buy happiness, it can certainly buy a diamond-studded panther brooch—sometimes that’s close enough.