Every year, the major networks present a bountiful feast of ridiculous television pilots for the advertisers at upfronts. But really, it’s a gift for all of us, who get the chance to read sentences like “When his career is ruined by scandal, superstar magician Cameron Black (Jack Cutmore-Scott) has only one place to turn to practice his art of deception, illusion, and influence — the FBI.” Maybe TV is actually the best?