As the world's biggest Kenneth Fan-agh (Kenneth Branagh fan) I am so goddam excited for this new adaptation of Murder on the Orient Express you have no idea. Kenneth Branagh dominates franchise stand-alones. He knocks them out of the park. He swaggers up to a big-budget studio flick like he's gliding onto the stage at the Globe Theater and he kills star-studded blockbusters deader than Mercutio at the end of Act 3.