Morning Glory: Jogger Ticketed for Crack-of-Dawn Run Through Central Park Next time he should just run faster to lose the cops. By Mimmi Montgomery and Sage Lazzaro
Everyone’s An Expert On Something…Even If It’s Lying to the Media: HARO vs. Ryan Holiday “This gentleman made a mockery of journalism, and he did it for no other reason than to sell his books, By Drew Grant
Penis Size Philosopher Peter Shankman Experiences Airport Twittacle! We here at Betabeat have never known the pure joy, the life-affirming rush, the sense of oneness with the universe By Nitasha Tiku