You ever see some guy at the beach knee-deep in Marquis de Sade's 1785 classic The 120 Days of Sodom, and think "What's that guy's deal?" You ever see somebody dragging along a minor library next to their towel and San Pellegrino? Have you considered reading vintage Playboys at the beach a good time? Do the books you bring to the beach mirror the weight of a concrete slab?
This list just might be for you.