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0-Star Movies

An actress in the new horror film "longlegs" stands against a wall looking scared with blood splattered on her shirt.

‘Longlegs’ Is a Stupid, Zero-Star Dumpster Fire

The film’s ponderous third act, in which everything comes together in a tsunami of delirium, is nothing less than moronic.
By Rex Reed

Was ‘Poolman’ Written With Crayons? Chris Pine Is a Hunk, Not a Director

Chris Pine trashes his biggest asset, playing most of 'Poolman' in a bikini with a shaggy, white beard that makes him look like a stoner Santa Claus.
By Rex Reed

‘Free Guy’ Is a Zero-Star Ryan Reynolds Vehicle With Zero Imagination

Computer-generated action, forced frivolity and a lack of originality define Ryan Reynolds' latest nonsensical film, writes critic Rex Reed.
By Rex Reed
Kristen Stewart in Underwater

Kristen Stewart Is Wasted in the Trashy Sci-Fi Horror ‘Underwater’

By Rex Reed
Imogen Poots, Aleyse Shannon and Lily Donoghue in Black Christmas.

‘Black Christmas’ Is a Crummy Excuse for a Horror Film

By Rex Reed
Gary Oldman in The Courier.

In ‘The Courier,’ Gary Oldman Gives the Worst Performance of His Career

By Rex Reed
Cody Kostro and Jay Jay Warren in The Shed.

Mild and Silly, ‘The Shed’ Is Full of Laughably Contrived Scenarios

By Rex Reed
Gugu Mbatha-Raw and Edward Norton in Motherless Brooklyn.

Edward Norton’s ‘Motherless Brooklyn’ Is a Laborious Load of Twaddle

By Rex Reed
Trick.

‘Trick’ Is a Cheesy Rip-Off of John Carpenter’s ‘Halloween’ Franchise

By Rex Reed
Demi Moore and Ed Helms in Corporate Animals.

Demi Moore’s ‘Corporate Animals’ Is One of the Worst Movies Ever Made

By Rex Reed
Jean Reno in Cold Blood.

Jean Reno’s ‘Cold Blood’ Won’t Raise Your Temperature, Even in Sub-Zero Weather

By Rex Reed
Matthew McConaughey in Serenity.

Matthew McConaughey’s Butt Shots Can’t Save ‘Serenity,’ a Hammy Bomb About Tuna Fish

By Rex Reed
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Zero Stars: ‘The Snowman’ Is Nothing but Terrible From Start to Finish

By Rex Reed
The Neon Demon.

‘The Neon Demon’ Is George Cukor’s ‘A Life of Her Own’ Without the Focused Screenplay

By Rex Reed
Sienna Miller in High-Rise.

The Class War of ‘High-Rise’

By Rex Reed
Cate Blanchett and Christian Bale in Knight of Cups.

Terrence Malick’s ‘Knight of Cups’ Has No Commercial Value—But It’s Still Shallow

By Rex Reed
Harrelson and Walken in Seven Psychopaths.

Going to the Dogs: With Seven Psychopaths, The Once-Masterful McDonagh Stays Bent on an Ill-Advised Hiatus from Theater

By Rex Reed
McConaughey and Efron in The Paperboy.

Swampwater: ‘The Paperboy’ Is a Long Way Off His Route In This Sunburnt Adaptation

By Rex Reed
Baldwin and Crusie in Rock of Ages. (David James)

‘Rock of Ages’ is a Head (Against Wall) Banger

By Rex Reed
Ms. Swinton and Mr. Reilly.

We Need to Talk With Kevin is Just a Long Conversation with a Hideous Film

By Rex Reed

Paris Is Burning

By Rex Reed
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