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A Quick Word From

Vote for me and come on down to the dealership!

A Quick Word From: The Mayor in ‘Jaws’ Running for Re-election the Following Summer

Hello, people of Amity! Thank you for coming out today. I know that this campaign has mostly focused on that time last summer I refused to close the beaches and let several people be eaten by a shark.
By Dennis Flynn
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A Quick Word From: The Pirate who Has to Bead Jack Sparrow’s Hair

I want to stress: I did not get into pirating for beading.
By Dennis Flynn
Who needs a Guardian when you can have the BOSS?

A Quick Word From: A Livid Bruce Springsteen, Re: Guardians of the Galaxy Soundtrack

Imagine my surprise when I realized that Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. also does not feature a single Bruce Springsteen song.
By Dennis Flynn
Just another Wednesday.

A Quick Word From: A Very Tired Car From the ‘Fast and the Furious’ Movies

By Dennis Flynn
Nicole Kidman as Celeste Wright and Alexander Skarsgård as Perry Wright.

A Quick Word From: The Trivia Night Host After the ‘Big Little Lies’ Murder

By Dennis Flynn
"Eggs! Eggs for everyone in this bar!"

A Quick Word From: Gaston’s Egg-Supplier After the Events of ‘Beauty and the Beast’

By Dennis Flynn
Monsters.

A Quick Word From: The Manager of the Store Where Charmin Bears Steal Toilet Paper

By Dennis Flynn
Academy Awards Box Office

A Quick Word From: Oscar Engraver Who’s Going to Engrave Based on a Hunch This Year

By Dennis Flynn
Tree Bark Knight Rises.

A Quick Word From: Lincoln Log Batman From the ‘The Lincoln Log Batman Movie’

By Dennis Flynn
From left to right: Angry man; Me.

A Quick Word From: The Kangaroo in ‘The Young Pope’

By Dennis Flynn
Aw, jeez. This is on me.

A Quick Word From: ‘La La Land’ Security Guard Who Let People Fly in the Planetarium

By Dennis Flynn
A Manchester by the Seagull.

A Quick Word From: A ‘Manchester By The Sea’ Seagull Who’s Unsure Why You’re Crying

By Dennis Flynn
Just a casual Star Wars coconut hunt.

A Quick Word From: A ‘Rogue One’ Stormtrooper on Coconut Duty

By Dennis Flynn
Webby Christmas! Or something!

A Quick Word From: The Spider-Man Kid in ‘Love Actually’

By Dennis Flynn
Do your job!

A Quick Word From: Newt Scamander’s Very Angry ‘Fantastic Beasts’ Editor

By Dennis Flynn
Thanks, guy.

A Quick Word From: A New Yorker in ‘Doctor Strange’ Who Has to Deal With Magic Now

By Dennis Flynn
Care about me.

A Quick Word From: The Starbucks Mermaid Regarding the New Cups, and She Is Pissed

By Dennis Flynn
Look at this. This...this is a dance.

A Quick Word From: Dracula, Asking Whatever Happened to His ‘Transylvania Twist’

By Dennis Flynn
I mean look at the picture quality, though.

A Quick Word From: A Guy Who Found the ‘Blair Witch’ Camera and Almost Kept It

By Dennis Flynn
A horse on Westworld.

A Quick Word From: A Horse on ‘Westworld’ Who Doesn’t Really Mind if He Is a Robot

By Dennis Flynn
Please. It is 9:16 in the morning.

A Quick Word From: A Man Who Always Gets Stuck Behind ‘Carpool Karaoke’ Going to Work

By Dennis Flynn
Farewell, kid.

A Quick Word From: iOS 9 as It Stoically Departs Your iPhone

By Dennis Flynn
#Boycott

A Quick Word From: A ‘Madden’ Crowd Upset the Game Skipped the National Anthem

By Dennis Flynn
Not the best time for me, but still.

A Quick Word From: Britney Spears’ ‘Lucky,’ Who Is Actually Doing Really Well Now

By Dennis Flynn
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