CBS Cancels ‘Two and a Half Men’: Series Finale Announced
Somewhere in Sherman Oaks, surrounded by his Tiger Blood, Charlie Sheen is smoking twenty cigarettes at once and cackling manically. "Yessss," he wheezes, throwing another one of his Chuck Lorre voodoo dolls (made out of toothpicks!) onto the bonfire of his once-great living room. "Burn! Burn! You'll all burn!"