Malfunction: Your Body Is an Empty Room
We are living in a world ruled by industries that capitalize on making you resent a body you couldn’t possibly have planned for.
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For Your (Re)Consideration: Is the Who Better Than the Beatles?
The Beatles are a lot like Christianity, except that only some people get mad at you if you question Christianity.
Malfunction: How the Fuck Do I Survive in New York City?
In one of my trademark manic episodes, a long weekend in the city became the perfect opportunity for me to stay forever.
