Look, I'm not claiming that HBO's hit sci-fi robot cowboy thriller, Westworld
, is actually looking at my (public) playlists on Spotify to get ideas for that player piano of theirs
. That's not really for me to say. Although, yes, I do find it odd that the first three episodes contained the entirety of my musical contribution for my own wedding
. (Well, except for that klezmer version of "Talk Dirty
," but I'm sure they'll find a place for it somewhere down the line.) Based on my hunch, however, I'm just going to go ahead and predict the rest of the songs that will be covered in some old-timey way on the show. I don't know, these might be a little too on-the-nose, but if I turn out to be right about ANY OF THIS, I want my names in the credits next season, right next to Anthony Hopkins. I'm going to keep things fair here by only
using songs that I have actually downloaded on my (again, public) Spotify account; instead of going with my first instinct of having Will Smith's "Men in Black
" as the only entry.