In retrospect, the amount of secrecy regarding last night's Showtime premiere of Twin Peaks: The Return seems a little ridiculous. Unlike, say, your average Game of Thrones episode, two hours inside the mind of David Lynch doesn't lend itself to what you might consider a "spoiler-heavy" narrative.
Yet, as much as I wanted to talk story, it turned out the Marvel movie level of secrecy the entire cast and crew were sworn to was still in effect. No one – and I mean absolutely no one – let any detail slip about the new episodes. That’s cool, though. I can talk about coffee and pie for hours (and I did.)