We were steps away from the beach on Saturday night, at the tail end of the branded party bonanza of Art Basel Miami Beach, when we received an email about a top-secret event happening in just a few hours. Following parties with thousands of bottles of thousand-dollar champagne, parties with drones flying overhead snapping pictures of dinner guests, parties with kayaks in the goodie bags, parties with a pasty-clad Miley Cyrus singing Beatles tunes, parties with ice skating rinks in the basement, there was... another party? Really?