How Easy Is It to Steal a Hidden Laptop From a Car? The answer? Super duper easy—at least until this security glitch can be worked out. By Harmon Leon
Afternoon Bulletin: Crane Strikes 3 World Trade Center, Ice Cream Thieves and More Part of a crane struck a glass panel on the 12th floor of 3 World Trade Center Thursday night. By Elissa Nunez
Stand-Up Comic: Fat Jew Joke Theft Is Unholy Act A joke is a life, and as with any life, it’s always better to make one than to take one. By D.C. Benny