‘Stranded With a Million Dollars’ Finale: 40 Days and 40 Fights
“He cannot poop in every coconut.” These were words said on television last night as 'Stranded With a Million Dollars' concluded with four people making it to the end. But not before Cody relieved himself in not one, but two freshwater sources for the second time in consecutive episodes. Prob def a new record for most public dumps. There's a skit on Disc 2 of Biggie's Life After Death where the Notorious talks about being surprised that a woman wants him to literally stand over her and do a number 2. Biggie is confused. "I might shit on you after I hit it, I won't call you no more, shit on you like that." The punchline being that even though he's taken aback by this request, he still does it. For years, reality show contestants have been metaphorically shit on. Backstabs, blindsides, even using someone's toothbrush to clean the toilet. But now we have reached the apex. A grown man in squatting position, pulls his shorts down and two televised plops drop into the water underneath him. To quote the Biggie hook, "you nasty boy, you nasty."
